Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro